i barfeds in our rink
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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