i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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