She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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