But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
