It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We are all done wearing pants today
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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