Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
