I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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