is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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