i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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