Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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