Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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