i don't like sucking hair
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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