...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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