you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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