Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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