just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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