Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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