First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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