32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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