He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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