She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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