My nipple is on Facebook.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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