# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Randomize
