woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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