I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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