try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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