Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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