had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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