Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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