that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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