i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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