Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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