She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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