butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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