2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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