Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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