I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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