i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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