i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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