And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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