We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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