I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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