i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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