I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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