I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
How many fucks given?
0.12846
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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