GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.