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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  You used the best tools you had at your disposal.

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  Slutty, slutty tools.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.

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• (626): View more from California

  Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"

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• (714): View more from California

  I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.

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  DAD WTF

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