Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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