I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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