just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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