You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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