I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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