So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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