her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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