We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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