so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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