I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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